==&gt; Lyndis: Acquire penitent indigo, somehow.

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CA: (:S

AT: sup

CA: nxthing currently

CA: anD yxurSelF

AT: likewise

CA: i See

AT: whatd you want

CA: a relieF tx my bxreDxm

AT: oh so the usual then

CA: inDeeD

CA: im lacking my nxrmal xccupatixn

AT: do i eVen want to inquire

AT: no of course i dont

CA: yxure well aware xF what i nxrmally Dx tx relieve my bxreDxm

CA: aS itS Simply my claim tx Fame

AT: being crazy or being Violent

AT: i mean that ones kinda a toss up

CA: they gx hanD in hanD iF i'm cxrrect

AT: im sure theres perfectly peaceful lunatics somewhere

CA: i highly Dxubt it

AT: frankly being a perfectly peaceful troll would probably make you a lunatic by societys standards

CA: exactly

CA: thxugh im Sure Sxmexne wxulD FinD it reFreShing

AT: lowbloods presumably

CA: im Sure

AT: alright so ill bite

AT: why are you lacking your normal occupation and why are you being so weirdly

AT: idek

CA: jack the human

AT: youre talking all stiff and formal and proper

AT: you sound like concol

CA: he ShxweD DiStreSS at the Fact that i kill thingS

CA: anD yxu wxulD be amuSeD tx learn that i'm currently FangS Deep intx my arm Sx i can nxt gx xn a murDer Spree

CA: being StiFF iS helping

CA: i think

AT: first of all

AT: not sure why that would amuse me its just alarming and i dont eVen see how it actually preVents you from doing shit anyway

AT: second

AT: an alien seems bothered that you kill shit and you immediately decide that shits not cool?

CA: nx i FinD it very cxxl

AT: haVent i bitched about this shit for as long as iVe KNOWN you

CA: i FinD him intereSting

CA: heS nice tx me

CA: heS nxt FrighteneD xF me

AT: probably cause hes on a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FUCKING PLANET

CA: thxugh im aSSuming that heS Simply tx lazy tx be FrighteneD xF me

AT: and belonging to a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SPECIES WITH NO CONCEPT OF HOW DANGEROUS YOU ARE

CA: wxulD >yxu< like me tx Stxp murDering thingS lyn

AT: are you

AT: fucking

AT: serious

CA: xF cxurSe im SerixuS

CA: SerixuS buSineSS right here

AT: i think I need to go bite something now

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CA: have yxu FiniSheD yxur Fit

AT: how long haVe we known each other exactly

CA: xh neverminD

CA: yxu never Stxp

CA: a Few SweepS

CA: yxu came beFxre aDelle

CA: xh

CA: wait

CA: i unDerStanD the iSSue

CA: i think

CA: iS thiS where i apxlxgize

AT: how long haVe you known this jack human

AT: like has it been whole nights now or do you still haVe to count by hours

CA: lyn

CA: i realize why yxure upSet

AT: this isnt for your benefit

AT: this is me deciding just how angry i still am

AT: i need this information for research purposes

CA: yxu Dxnt Dx reSearch

AT: hoofbeastshit i dont

AT: i haVe a whole exponential equation here

CA: yxu gauge hxw angry yxu are by hxw annxying i am being

CA: i think i may have txppeD it

AT: annoyings neVer done anything bad enough to me to associate it with you

AT: there are other words for what you do

CA: inFuriating

CA: wxulD yxu like tx hit me when we get intx the meDium

AT: what

AT: no

AT: the hell kind of question is that

CA: iSnt that what yxu Dx when yxure angry at Sxmexne

AT: not what I do no

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CA: i See

AT: belieVe it or not that was entirely accidental

AT: trollians fucking up oVer here

CA: xh

CA: im actually a bit relieveD

AT: wait

AT: relieVed why

CA: that it waS an acciDent

CA: ):S

AT: yeah i know what you meant

AT: but why would that relieVe you

CA: becauSe DeSpite actively enjxying inFuriating yxu

CA: i Dx enjxy talking tx yxu

AT: why

AT: you apparently dont find me all that interesting

AT: or giVe any weight to the shit i say

CA: yxure nxt aFraiD xF me

AT: eVen when iVe shouted the same damn thing into your sponge clots for sweeps

CA: at leaSt thrxugh text

CA: i aDmitteDly aSSumeD yxu were Simply telling me the Same thing everyxne elSe waS juSt mxre

CA: creamcxlxreD

AT: rocks arent afraid of you but somehow i dont think that giVes them any significant intrinsic Value to you

CA: i See

CA: i have inFuriateD yxu

AT: yes

AT: congrats

AT: it took a few sweeps of consistent effort

CA: well then

AT: and then you had to track down an alien to express mild disapproVal of the shit iVe been screaming at you not to do all this time

CA: wxulD yxu care tx help me cxntinue tx curb it lyn

AT: and treat it like gospel straight from some common sense gods own lips

AT: but you managed it

AT: no i would not fucking care to

CA: all right

AT: apparently you dont do shit about the things i care about anyway!

AT: so i am gonna let the human handle this

AT: and good fucking luck to him

CA: all right then

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CA: im Sxrry Fxr upSetting yxu

CA: anD annxying yxu xn purpxSe

CA: ill aim tx liSten tx yxu mxre

CA: im Sxrry that i liSteneD tx the human beFxre i liSteneD tx yxu

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AT: so are you gonna listen to me cause you actually giVe a shit about the things i say

CA: yeS

AT: or are you gonna listen to me cause jack told you to listen to me

CA: the FirSt

AT: so why does it suddenly matter now after a few sweeps of neVer reaching your sponge clots

AT: also eVeryone annoys me on purpose

AT: its hilarious

AT: yknow

AT: for them

AT: right up until it gets too annoying and they realize i dont haVe an off switch

CA: becauSe i waS unaware that yxu were legitmately attempting tx Stxp me Frxm murDering

AT: or rather i do but i dont actually let anyone know where i liVe so they cant actually cull me for trying to make their liVes as unpleasant as they make mine

CA: i like yxur reactixnS

CA: nxt in an xFFenSive way

CA: nxt juSt Fxr entertainment

CA: yxu arent ScareD xF me

CA: thatS why i like them

CA: everyxne elSe Simply hxlDS their txngue xr avxiDS me

CA: yxu laSh xut

CA: itS reFreShing

CA: anD iF anyxne attemptS tx cull yxu

CA: ill cull them (:S

AT: pretty sure youVe threatened to cull me yourself at least once

CA: i threaten tx cull everyxne

CA: but im nxt likely tx cull yxu

AT: thats not as wholly reassuring as you probably hope it is

CA: wxulD yxu care tx hear a Secret

CA: i think it may help

AT: sure i guess?

CA: certain blxxD cxlxrS hurt my eyeS

CA: anD generally make me mxre irrate

CA: yxurS iS mxre xF a Sxxthing cxlxr

AT: yeah i bet

AT: kinda institutional

CA: nx nx

AT: it couldnt get much blander unless it was grey

CA: i mean

AT: it did the best it could

CA: itS warm

AT: warm?

CA: anD i Dxnt Feel particularly murDerxuS while talking tx yxu

CA: yeS

CA: warm

CA: it FeelS warm

CA: that SxunDS weirD

CA: thiS iS a Secret hxwever

AT: i guess its a little weird but i dunno why you haVe to hide it

AT: i mean youre a highblood

AT: youVe got free reign to do a lot of shit

CA: it cxulD be cxnSiDereD a mutatixn

AT: hm

AT: good point i guess

AT: i think youd be able to pass it off a lot more easily than a lowblood would though

CA: i tenD tx

CA: i waS Simply telling yxu thiS Fxr reaSSurance

AT: well thanks i guess

CA: DiD it wxrk

AT: it depends

AT: whatm i supposed to be feeling reassured about

CA: that i'm leSS likely tx kill yxu

AT: i dunno

AT: i guess a little?

CA: gxxD

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